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Re: INDYCAR 2012

Postby Paul on Fri Nov 23, 2012 10:40 pm

Grief thats the best Photoshop touch up job I've ever seen :roll:
Its so far from reality, even Dario would be impressed. :rotflmao:
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Then again, on her worst possible day, she could never look as Dank as Billary Clitless :puke:
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Re: INDYCAR 2012

Postby Lawrence on Thu Dec 06, 2012 1:49 pm

"To explain the lure of speed you would have to explain human nature; but it is easier understood than explained...Speed is the second oldest animal craving in our nature..." -- T. E. Lawrence
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Re: INDYCAR 2012

Postby Ciro Pabón on Thu Dec 06, 2012 2:20 pm

Paul wrote:...
Then again, on her worst possible day, she could never look as Dank as Billary Clitless :puke:

Well, nobody is into older women...

Youth, treasure divine (said Ruben Darío, Nicaraguan poet)
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Oh, c'mon. Allow me to share a secret I discovered recently: ALL women like older men.

However, I look so young and crisp that I'm thinking on selling my peau de chagrin to improve my odds with chicks.
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Re: INDYCAR 2012

Postby Paul on Sun Dec 09, 2012 12:07 am

Bill was once asked if she was a Lesbian and he said---Lets just say she's had more pussy than I have :hihi:
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Re: INDYCAR 2012

Postby Ciro Pabón on Fri Dec 14, 2012 12:10 am

Everybody loves lesbians. There is always a chance you're pussy enough to be liked by one of them.

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Re: INDYCAR 2012

Postby Lawrence on Fri Jan 25, 2013 4:35 pm

The important news of the day: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nascar-from-the-marbles/omg-nascar-danica-patrick-confirms-she-dating-ricky-130010531--nascar.html

What I particularly like is the paragraph that reads:

"Sanctimony about the non-newsworthiness of the Patrick-Stenhouse revelations ran high among some segments of the NASCAR media, fresh off the weeklong, virtually news-free trinkets-and-free-meals "media tour." But the truth is that this is the most newsworthy celebrity-dating news in some time."

And this is an interesting thought:

"These two are on-track competitors, which — to our recollection — is the first time that two major on-field competitors in any sport are in a romantic relationship."

I have to think about that one. Not sure that is true (anyone follow ice-dancing?).
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Re: INDYCAR 2012

Postby Lawrence on Wed Jan 30, 2013 2:42 pm

Hey....more important Indy Car news:

http://wtvr.com/2013/01/30/ashley-judd-splits-from-racer-husband/

And I thought she was gearinig up for a run for senator.
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Re: INDYCAR 2012

Postby f1datavis on Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:51 am

Lawrence wrote:The important news of the day: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nascar-from-the-marbles/omg-nascar-danica-patrick-confirms-she-dating-ricky-130010531--nascar.html

What I particularly like is the paragraph that reads:

"Sanctimony about the non-newsworthiness of the Patrick-Stenhouse revelations ran high among some segments of the NASCAR media, fresh off the weeklong, virtually news-free trinkets-and-free-meals "media tour." But the truth is that this is the most newsworthy celebrity-dating news in some time."

And this is an interesting thought:

"These two are on-track competitors, which — to our recollection — is the first time that two major on-field competitors in any sport are in a romantic relationship."

I have to think about that one. Not sure that is true (anyone follow ice-dancing?).


Well done Ricky. :dance2:
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Re: INDYCAR 2012

Postby grunf77 on Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:43 pm

He, he Lawrence just loves gossip part of news.
Listen, it was hard enough to drive those heavy old cars back then under normal circumstances, but with a crazed monkey clawing you at the same time, it becomes nearly impossible! http://www.timflock.com/jocko.htm
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Re: INDYCAR 2012

Postby Lawrence on Thu Jan 31, 2013 7:04 pm

What....and you have other Indy Car news to offer?

Hi Grunf....been a while.
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Re: INDYCAR 2012

Postby Lawrence on Wed Feb 06, 2013 3:57 pm

Ah....this is starting to get entertaining.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/conservative-crossroads-targets-ashley-judd-144921904--politics.html

They forgot to mention that she married a foriegner.
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Re: INDYCAR 2012

Postby Lawrence on Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:27 pm

Just in case you are missing the biggest racing story of the month:

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/nascar--danica-patrick-flying-high-personally-and-professionally-011656146.html

Oh...and the Ashley Judd story about running for congress has "legs". Poor Dario, he could have been married to a Senator.
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Re: INDYCAR 2012

Postby Lawrence on Tue Mar 05, 2013 5:36 pm

I just can't seem to get away from this story:

http://news.yahoo.com/republicans-scared-ashley-judd-110700742.html
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Re: INDYCAR 2012

Postby Ciro Pabón on Sat Mar 09, 2013 6:36 am

Well, that's understandable.

"Ashley Judd, potential U.S. Senate candidate, sure has done a lot of on-screen nudity"

This is a First Amendment thing...
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Re: INDYCAR 2012

Postby Lawrence on Mon Mar 11, 2013 1:33 pm

Yes, if politics can't be good, it should at least be entertaining.
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