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Danica Patrick should be in F1

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Danica Patrick should be in F1

Postby ShiftyDriver on Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:13 am

Looking at the pics of her on the beach (linked from front page) I think she should be in F1.
I'd support her...something to get me out of bed early for to watch the Auz GP.
She also looks great with a big shiney helemt in her hands.

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Re: Danica Patrick should be in F1

Postby Strad [aka Runs With Scis on Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:30 am

SHIFTY SHIFTY SHIFTY...come on man...She's a skanky worthless piece of crap....she can't drive..she has no body...I'm bettin you could do better.
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Re: Danica Patrick should be in F1

Postby ShiftyDriver on Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:47 pm

Originally posted by Strad [aka Runs With Scissors]:
a skanky worthless piece of crap....she can't drive..she has no body...
See...she'd be perfect for Force India, Aguri or Toyota.
She might at least make those teams interesting, and it would be good to hear Ted Kravits (ITV reporter) interviewing her after a retirement, rather than DC telling Louise Goodman that he was imagining the buttons on his steering wheel were her nipples live on TV.

Besides, her lithe figure must have weight distrbution benefits.

I know nothing about her other than she did OK at Indy a couple of years ago, and she looks nice sprawled accross a beach.

To me, that makes her better qualified than some of the recent GP "drivers".
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Re: Danica Patrick should be in F1

Postby Clag on Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:42 pm

Originally posted by ShiftyDriver:
Looking at the pics of her on the beach (linked from front page) I think she should be in F1.
I'd support her...something to get me out of bed early for to watch the Auz GP.
She also looks great with a big shiney helemt in her hands.

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Re: Danica Patrick should be in F1

Postby Paul on Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:10 pm

Yep she's a cute little thing, if you like skinny and plastic, with the attitude of a piranha, and the driving ability of Taki Inoue ;)
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Would she be any good in F1?
IMHO if you put her in the best car on the grid , she'd crash it taking out a bunch of other guys in the process.
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Re: Danica Patrick should be in F1

Postby ShiftyDriver on Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:35 pm

Whatever...but I bet shes a good fcuk! :hihi:
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Re: Danica Patrick should be in F1

Postby Paul on Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:24 pm

Like a rattlesnake :D But mind she doesn't bite ya balls off :hihi:
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Re: Danica Patrick should be in F1

Postby ShiftyDriver on Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:35 pm

She a competative woman, so she'll want to be better than the rest!
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Re: Danica Patrick should be in F1

Postby Paul on Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:45 pm

Aaaaaah well, you are after all entitled to dream :hihi:
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Re: Danica Patrick should be in F1

Postby Silver Fox on Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:30 am

Originally posted by ShiftyDriver:


...I know nothing about her other than she did OK at Indy a couple of years ago, and she looks nice sprawled accross a beach.

To me, that makes her better qualified than some of the recent GP "drivers".
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Re: Danica Patrick should be in F1

Postby Lawrence on Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:26 am

How many races has she won in her entire career?
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Re: Danica Patrick should be in F1

Postby ShiftyDriver on Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:06 am

Originally posted by Lawrence:
How many races has she won in her entire career?
Who cares? :D
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Re: Danica Patrick should be in F1

Postby anakzaman... on Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:34 pm

Originally posted by Paul:
Would she be any good in F1?
IMHO if you put her in the best car on the grid , she'd crash it taking out a bunch of other guys in the process.
So what's the difference then with Massa or Half???
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Re: Danica Patrick should be in F1

Postby Robin on Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:54 pm

Originally posted by ShiftyDriver:
Originally posted by Lawrence:
[b] How many races has she won in her entire career?
Who cares? :D [/b]
I suppose the HANS device might need a bit of a frontal redesign, too :D :D
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Re: Danica Patrick should be in F1

Postby No No. 13 on Fri Feb 15, 2008 6:59 pm

Without the requisite driving skills I am afraid the only way that she will get into F1 is if it fits in with Bernie's marketing strategy.
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