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So we're all having a barbecue...

Postby Funkmother on Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:32 am

Sin, Dev and I are in the kitchen eating. Lyria walks in naked. I get distracted. Sin tries to steal my food so I decide to go out back where Danny and Nev are drinking a beer around the barbecue...

What happens next? Its up to you guys to take it from there.

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Re: So we're all having a barbecue...

Postby Chaparral on Fri Jan 12, 2007 10:48 am

Dev bats for the other side so he doesnt give a toss for Lyria - mind you he likes a bit of beastiality so look out Sin. Unbeknowns to Nev (poor Nev) Danny has slipped him a Mickey Finn and is now setting his wicked sights on Lyria who is in the kitchen frying up a dish to go with the BBQ - but wheres FuMo gone???
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Re: So we're all having a barbecue...

Postby Funkmother on Fri Jan 12, 2007 10:53 am

Well I've gone to get wood. I always use wood when I cook because the flavour is better than cooking on gas. In fact, I could never see the point of having a barbecue if you're just going to cook on gas.

Fancy a beer Chap? I know you're a scotch kinda guy but in this weather... I've got some Stellas and some Coronas.

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Re: So we're all having a barbecue...

Postby Chaparral on Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:05 am

Havent got any Michelobs have you - it was 42 here in Castle Hill at 2pm - stinking. The Corona will do however.............
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Re: So we're all having a barbecue...

Postby Funkmother on Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:16 am

Cheers then!

42º, sh*t! I thought 38 was bad. Anyhow, its definitely beer weather. And I can understand why Lyria took her clothes off.

Okay, I've gotta throw this Kangaroo on the barbie. Stand back...
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Re: So we're all having a barbecue...

Postby Chaparral on Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:44 am

yes 'hot enough to boil a monkeys bum your magesty (and she smiles wryly to herself)' - they say Lyria is an exerbishionist so maybe its not the heat.

Oh no not the national symbol on the bbq again - anyone got any shrimps??
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Re: So we're all having a barbecue...

Postby Lyria on Fri Jan 12, 2007 12:25 pm

Hey!!!! I didn't take my clothes off anywhere!! Besides it's hot weather, I was wearing a skimpy top and skirt, you lot just have one track minds!! :D
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Re: So we're all having a barbecue...

Postby IanK on Fri Jan 12, 2007 12:36 pm

Someone didn't bring enough beer and now FuMo and Chaparral are fighting over the last one. Meanwhile, the barbecue has been left unguarded. Sin and Dev have run off with all the food.
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Re: So we're all having a barbecue...

Postby Chaparral on Fri Jan 12, 2007 12:41 pm

No Dev bats for the other side so he's taken a fancy to poor Nev who's still under the influence of the mickey finn and the bloody kangaroo is burnt to a crisp on the griddle!!!

Oh for gods sake - wheres the bloody chef?? Oh that makes sense its Sin and wheres Sin - eating!!

Lyria can you talk some sense into these other blokes and wheres MoFu - oh thats right its quittin time in the nations capital!!
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Re: So we're all having a barbecue...

Postby SpoonChick on Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:22 pm

Hey... why wasn't I invited to this barbeque? :mad:
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Re: So we're all having a barbecue...

Postby Sinister on Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:27 pm

Meanwhile I am sitting on top of a tree enjoying the food, when I spot SpoonChick banging on the front door demanding to be invited to the party.
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Re: So we're all having a barbecue...

Postby Dev on Sat Jan 13, 2007 12:14 am

Oi Chapparal, its too soon for you to make fun of me. :p

I think FuMo just ate something spoilt a while ago, I could see him running to the loo.
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Re: So we're all having a barbecue...

Postby Sinister on Sat Jan 13, 2007 12:42 am

But FuMo is unable to use the loo because it's been occupied, but by whom? Sin? No, he is on his tree eating. Who could it be?
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Re: So we're all having a barbecue...

Postby IanK on Sat Jan 13, 2007 1:46 am

Just a second, I'll be right out! Jesus...
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Re: So we're all having a barbecue...

Postby lower case writer on Sat Jan 13, 2007 3:01 am

oi, look at that.


as soon as iank came out, nev ran right into the bathroom before fumo could get in.
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