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Re: The Ask-A-Question Game

Postby snowman on Sat Jan 28, 2012 10:36 am

Because they want you to live a productive and healthy life for a longer period of time.

Wo why the hell don't they just build robots to work for us???? :rant:
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Re: The Ask-A-Question Game

Postby Dev on Mon Jan 30, 2012 10:45 am

Humans are afraid they will take over and make us slaves.

Will future robots comply with Isaac Asimov's laws on robots?

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A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.
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Re: The Ask-A-Question Game

Postby snowman on Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:34 pm

Not if they are produced by the American government, those would be programmed to search and destroy. :yaynot:

They even would search and destroy Americans... :eerie:
In contrast, did you know that the South Korean government are almost finished with designing friendly robots to serve as prison guards?

It's been said that they are to look friendly and are to act as an intermediary between the inmates and the guards. They have even drawn smily faces on them. Well done Korea, meanwhile the US Army are working relentlessly on lethal nanobots... :hihi:
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Re: The Ask-A-Question Game

Postby Dev on Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:53 am

snowman wrote:It's been said that they are to look friendly and are to act as an intermediary between the inmates and the guards. They have even drawn smily faces on them. Well done Korea,


Until one of the prisoners attempt to rape the friendly robots ^o^ ^o^
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Re: The Ask-A-Question Game

Postby snowman on Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:29 pm

:hihi:

Where is Dev's question?
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Re: The Ask-A-Question Game

Postby Dev on Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:15 am

Whoops :shy: :shy:

So, what's left to do?
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Re: The Ask-A-Question Game

Postby snowman on Wed Feb 01, 2012 1:59 pm

So much stuff... :yaynot: :banghead: :banghead:

Can I have some help?
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Re: The Ask-A-Question Game

Postby Lyria on Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:34 pm

Sure, I'll help :hypocrite:

What shall we do first?
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Re: The Ask-A-Question Game

Postby snowman on Wed Feb 01, 2012 8:48 pm

Well.. first you can start doing the dishes, then clean my livingroom and when you're done clean everything else that needs cleaning ....which is everything... :hihi:

I'll start emptying my computers recycling bin, is that okay? :reallyevil:
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Re: The Ask-A-Question Game

Postby Dev on Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:23 am

Don't think you should deprive yourself of your entire porn collection :hihi:

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Re: The Ask-A-Question Game

Postby Lyria on Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:09 pm

Because doors sounds stupid?

Why is it so damn cold?
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Re: The Ask-A-Question Game

Postby snowman on Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:09 pm

Because the winds are blasting at 50 kph.

Why do we live on a planet with so much wind..?
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Re: The Ask-A-Question Game

Postby Sinister on Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:16 pm

Because we eat too much farty foods. ^o^





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Re: The Ask-A-Question Game

Postby Dev on Fri Feb 03, 2012 4:15 pm

I thought the pants falling bit is due to the huge tummy :hihi:

When Lyria said that 'doors sound stupid' in her previous post, did she forget MS-DOS? 8)
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Re: The Ask-A-Question Game

Postby Lyria on Sun Feb 05, 2012 7:12 am

Maybe

Why did it have to snow when I really didn't want it to? :yaynot:
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