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Alternative history: the 2010championship without misfortune

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Re: Alternative history: the 2010championship without misfor

Postby Dev on Tue Feb 28, 2012 10:49 am

Enjoy life, it's the longest thing you'll ever experience.
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Re: Alternative history: the 2010championship without misfor

Postby Sinister on Tue Feb 28, 2012 1:18 pm

Death is even longer than life. :indian:
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Re: Alternative history: the 2010championship without misfor

Postby Dev on Thu Mar 01, 2012 8:03 am

True. :hihi:

If someone dies after being blown up, do they say 'rest in pieces'?
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Re: Alternative history: the 2010championship without misfor

Postby Sinister on Thu Mar 01, 2012 11:48 am

Or if someone drowns in a bath tub full of urine, is it "Rest in Piss"?? :puke: :hihi:
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Re: Alternative history: the 2010championship without misfor

Postby Adam on Thu Mar 01, 2012 5:27 pm

Or if someone dies in a car accident involving a large Volkswagen four-door coupé, is it "Requiem in Passat"?
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Re: Alternative history: the 2010championship without misfor

Postby Mafia on Thu Mar 01, 2012 8:06 pm

:banghead:

Here we go again :rant:
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Re: Alternative history: the 2010championship without misfor

Postby Ciro Pabón on Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:41 am

Yeah. Here we go again with the Asston Fartin and Mini Pooper jokes, I guess. It's the best part of the thread, if you ask me... :beer:
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Re: Alternative history: the 2010championship without misfor

Postby Mafia on Fri Mar 02, 2012 4:26 am

Ciro Pabón wrote:Yeah. Here we go again with the Asston Fartin and Mini Pooper jokes, I guess. It's the best part of the thread, if you ask me... :beer:


ummm...

Piss on you..

OOps, i mean peace :hit:
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Re: Alternative history: the 2010championship without misfor

Postby Sinister on Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:49 am

Ciro Pabón wrote:Yeah. Here we go again with the Asston Fartin and Mini Pooper jokes, I guess. It's the best part of the thread, if you ask me... :beer:



Oh man I wish I thought of that. :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
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Re: Alternative history: the 2010championship without misfor

Postby Funkmother on Tue Mar 06, 2012 4:17 am

Oh yeah, all this talk reminds me of the newspaper heading about the midget fortune teller that escaped from a prison van. It said, "Small medium at large". :hihi:

WRT alternate history, I find it interesting but irrelevant. My take is different to Mafia's but the outcome is the same. The history is what it is. There's no point investigating an "alternate" history because our alternate history only alters the events we want to alter. What if in our alternate history Sebastian became a lawyer and not an F1 driver? I respectfully submit that this alternate history is only interesting as a work of fiction, nothing more.
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Re: Alternative history: the 2010championship without misfor

Postby Dev on Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:18 am

I liked 'Iraqi Head Seeks Arms'.

Also, an interesting point to ponder : If Oprah Winfrey married Deepak Chopra, will the child be known as Oprah Chopra? :hihi:
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Re: Alternative history: the 2010championship without misfor

Postby Sinister on Wed Mar 07, 2012 2:10 pm

^o^ ^o^

Btw, what's a Deepak Chopra? :moose:
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Re: Alternative history: the 2010championship without misfor

Postby Dev on Thu Mar 08, 2012 6:47 am

This is what you call a Deepak Chopra.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deepak_Chopra

Some would say he's a charlatan.
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Re: Alternative history: the 2010championship without misfor

Postby Ciro Pabón on Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:28 am

Some? Some 6.5 billion.

I cannot believe you haven't heard those old jokes, Sin. Don't you know the difference between a hedgehog and (you name the car brand)?

Then you probably haven't heard this one: what Renault's piece of hardware goes from 0 to 300 in less than 3 seconds? Briatore's bathroom scale...

Talking about Chopra and Oprah... if Nelson Mandela sells a lot of Nissan cars, can he become Nissan main dealer?

Why it is easier to lend your wife (or your husband, girls) to your friends than lending them your car?

Because when you lend your wife at least you know where they're hitting her.
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