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Half Schumacher

Postby Saltire... on Tue Apr 29, 2003 6:20 pm

Johnny found this great web site http://manor.york.ac.uk/new/f1/f103.html
and I came across some other opinions of Half, which I thought I should share with everyone. (Well it's been ages since we've had any Half bashing, hasn't it? :D )

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RGC: Many people use the word Ralf as a synonym for vomit, and he must be feeling pretty queasy going into this season. There's a lot of other children wanting to play in Ralf's toy car. He's had a very long go now and it must be someone else's turn soon. Ralf's been respectable but uninspired for a long time. He's not going to get many more chances with this team. To put it bluntly (and forgive my Anglo-Saxon): "Stop being shit or get off the pot."

PF:Mediocre old tugger. Whinger. He couldn't pass water, let alone another driver. Utter and total wrist-artist, belongs in V8-Star or some other Krautkrap series.
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Re: Half Schumacher

Postby Johnny on Tue Apr 29, 2003 6:33 pm

Pretty damning and damn accurate summation of Half :)
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Re: Half Schumacher

Postby Robin on Tue Apr 29, 2003 11:37 pm

Actually, I always thought that the correct quote should be “shit or get off the pot”, but now I think about it, maybe I like this version better. :D :D
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Re: Half Schumacher

Postby Dev on Tue Apr 29, 2003 11:45 pm

Here we go again...... :D
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Re: Half Schumacher

Postby Johnny on Tue Apr 29, 2003 11:53 pm

Oh I see you can use green smilies but no one else can huh?? :angryfire:
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Re: Half Schumacher

Postby Dev on Wed Apr 30, 2003 12:33 am

Its one of the Privilege of being an Ecclestone :D
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Re: Half Schumacher

Postby Johnny on Wed Apr 30, 2003 12:35 am

Using your position could you ask Half why he's driving so badly this season? Is it the rumours, the thought of loosing his drive or just a complete lack of talent?

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Re: Half Schumacher

Postby Dev on Wed Apr 30, 2003 1:03 am

I don't intend to use my privileges to satisfy the requests of commoners... :p :p :p
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Re: Half Schumacher

Postby Johnny on Wed Apr 30, 2003 1:10 am

That will be the "lack of talent" answer then :D
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Re: Half Schumacher

Postby TWW on Wed Apr 30, 2003 1:14 am

Yeah and their knight in shining in the name of "The Next Schumi" will here to save the day no doubt??

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Re: Half Schumacher

Postby TWW on Wed Apr 30, 2003 1:15 am

Yeah and their knight in shining in the name of "The Next Schumi" will here to save the day no doubt??

Ralf/Half aint even worth the effort to even give a bashing so why not channel our energies to worth in a more destructive way...? hehehe :angryfire:
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Re: Half Schumacher

Postby Dev on Wed Apr 30, 2003 1:16 am

Originally posted by Johnny:
That will be the "lack of talent" answer then :D
Remember, I didn't say that! :D
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Re: Half Schumacher

Postby Johnny on Wed Apr 30, 2003 1:18 am

Originally posted by TWW:
Yeah and their knight in shining in the name of "The Next Schumi" will here to save the day no doubt??

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Yeah but it's Half; and he just deserves it really :D
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Re: Half Schumacher

Postby Saltire... on Wed Apr 30, 2003 1:01 pm

[quote]Originally posted by TWW:
[b] Yeah and their knight in shining in the name of "The Next Schumi" will here to save the day no doubt??

Ralf/Half aint even worth the effort to even give a bashing so why not channel our energies to worth in a more destructive way...? hehehe :p :jestera:
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Re: Half Schumacher

Postby Saltire... on Wed Apr 30, 2003 1:03 pm

Taken from Rob and Crompo's ACHQ Brazilian report:

"Sadly, it now looks as though Ralf’s devolving into a down-and-goner without managing the obligatory successful bit in the middle normally achieved by promising up-and-comers. Interesting question, if you transit from up-and-comer to down-and-goner without fulfilling your apparent promise, do you lose your original up-and-comer status?"
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